The death of me

I'm so mad at you I could scream.

You told me you were only going to take I out for ice cream, and the next thing I know you're saying you're gonna take both Dick and I.

What's up with that? That just totally sucks.

And now I hear you've gone behind Dick and I's back and invited Jane and Sally out for ice cream with you, Dick, and I. Well, poop on you, you goofball.

Who's gonna be joining the party next? Father and Mother? Why not invite Spot and Puff to come along while you're at it?

Here! Take back this Jonas Brothers CD you gave I. Those buttheads suck as much as you do.

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